Sporting Spotlight
Q: How did you first get into commentating on football?
A: I was lucky
Sometimes I need a reminder of why I started this blog. Sometimes the BBC posts a little reminder for me.
BBC football
commentator John Motson discusses the best players he has seen,
Could be interesting, but will most likely be nonsense
how football has
changed during his career
A looooooong career, so fair enough question
and his favourite
Motty impersonators
Wha? A 40 year career and this is the question on everyone’s
lips?
Ok, let’s stop being facetious and get into it.
A: I was lucky
And we were not.
Q: Which match stands out in your memory as the best
one you have seen?
Bare in mind the tens of thousands of games this man has seen. He has
commentated on some truly great games of football. Euro 1984 France 3-2 Portugal AET is in the sidebar on
the same page as this Q & A, so that is a candidate. The world’s greatest
players performing at levels of skill beyond that of normal players in the
biggest games of their careers. Spain 4-3 Yugoslavia at Euro 2000 maybe?
A: Hereford's 2-1 FA Cup win against Newcastle in 1972 is one which helped develop
my career because it came up in the year's trial I had at Match of the Day.
Nobody saw the result coming.
1. Seems to be answering a different question than the one
asked.
2. Making it all about him when he has been simply asked which is the best game.
One of his great failings as a commentator is the need to get his stat in, to make it the Motty show. Everyone loves a good Motty stat so let’s make it about me again lads.
2. Making it all about him when he has been simply asked which is the best game.
One of his great failings as a commentator is the need to get his stat in, to make it the Motty show. Everyone loves a good Motty stat so let’s make it about me again lads.
Later in my career,
it would have to be England
beating Germany 5-1 in Munich in a World Cup
qualifier in 2001 when Sven-Goran Eriksson had just taken over as manager. We
went there to play our oldest rivals and Michael Owen got a hat-trick.
Great for an Englishman, but it was only a qualifying game,
and both teams qualified anyway. The standard of football played wasn’t all
that either. Typical jingoistic Motson rubbish.
Q: Who is the best player you have ever seen?
Let me first list some acceptable answers to this question, baring in mind
his commentary career started in 1972.
Cruyff
Maradona
Platini
Baggio
Matthaus
Ronaldo (either of them)
Zidane
Messi
But really I think you should narrow that down to Maradona/Messi/Zidane. Anyway his answer…
The best English
player I saw was Paul Gascoigne.
Not the
question, but an acceptable answer to a different question I suppose. Why would
you answer this question by first saying who the best player of your own
nationality was? It’s absurd in the extreme.
I would go for Eric
Cantona as the best overseas player. He changed the history of Manchester United. I have to mention Thierry
Henry at Arsenal too.
Seriously,
why won’t he answer the question that has been asked of him? Has it been
written down incorrectly on the web page? The best player you have seen is not
any of these men, and let me openly state I have a deep and meaningful love for
Arsenal’s record goalscorer beyond what might be termed socially acceptable. Best
Premier league players was not the question you fool. Also thanks for reminding us who Henry played for, really needed that.
I need to write this out again because it is so insane it's the only way it will sink in:
John Motson thinks that Eric Cantona is better than Diego Maradona, Lionel Messi, Ronaldo and Zinadine Zidane.
NB. Thierry Henry is so much better than Eric Cantona it's not even funny.
Q: How much has football changed since you started out?
A: It was fun in the way that winning was not what it is today.
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Erm, the English language is on line five John. Seriously, parse that fuckers!
I can't for the life of me work out what he was supposed to mean here.
Q: If you could take one aspect out of today's football, what would it be?
A: The laws of the game have stood the test of time and do not need much tampering with but to make it more entertaining and clear I think the offside rule needs clarifying. It has become far too complicated and it is much harder for the assistant referees.
Diving, match-fixing, PED use, racism. No, the fucking offside law is too complicated for poor John Motson cos he can't work out what is happening, although that's no suprise considering he can't at the best of times like when a player has the ball in the centre circle and Motson suddenly screams his name out as if he has beaten 5 men and is about to slam it in the top corner...
And breathe.
Q: Have you ever been shown how Twitter works?
Oh god. I don't know what to say to this. Just to picture Motson's face even trying to open a laptop gives me hysterical fits of laughter.
Gary Lineker asked me this last summer and I told him I have no interest in it whatsoever. I am too busy to even think about it. I am not on Facebook either and I don't do email.
No interest is learning anything new thank you very much. Can't see the point in it, too busy looking up stats in my log book of games I keep on parchment, lovingly hand written by candle-light with a swan's feather quill. There's not a better way yet been invented that I am aware of.
Also, I read this as if he wouldn't even listen to what twitter is. It's not that he doesn't like the idea, it's that he won't even listen to anyone who wants to explain to him what it actually is. Like he has no interest at all with anything on a computer, no matter what it is.
My life is very simple, it is controlled completely on a mobile phone with my texting.
Listen to your mobile phone overlord, for it rules all others. I know your wife wants to go for a nice Valentine's meal, but just think, what does your phone say?
I like to think that Motty's wife has to text him to come out of the study for his tea, because he will no longer respond to human interactions.
Fin.
I need to write this out again because it is so insane it's the only way it will sink in:
John Motson thinks that Eric Cantona is better than Diego Maradona, Lionel Messi, Ronaldo and Zinadine Zidane.
NB. Thierry Henry is so much better than Eric Cantona it's not even funny.
Q: How much has football changed since you started out?
A: It was fun in the way that winning was not what it is today.
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Erm, the English language is on line five John. Seriously, parse that fuckers!
I can't for the life of me work out what he was supposed to mean here.
Q: If you could take one aspect out of today's football, what would it be?
A: The laws of the game have stood the test of time and do not need much tampering with but to make it more entertaining and clear I think the offside rule needs clarifying. It has become far too complicated and it is much harder for the assistant referees.
Diving, match-fixing, PED use, racism. No, the fucking offside law is too complicated for poor John Motson cos he can't work out what is happening, although that's no suprise considering he can't at the best of times like when a player has the ball in the centre circle and Motson suddenly screams his name out as if he has beaten 5 men and is about to slam it in the top corner...
And breathe.
Q: Have you ever been shown how Twitter works?
Oh god. I don't know what to say to this. Just to picture Motson's face even trying to open a laptop gives me hysterical fits of laughter.
Gary Lineker asked me this last summer and I told him I have no interest in it whatsoever. I am too busy to even think about it. I am not on Facebook either and I don't do email.
No interest is learning anything new thank you very much. Can't see the point in it, too busy looking up stats in my log book of games I keep on parchment, lovingly hand written by candle-light with a swan's feather quill. There's not a better way yet been invented that I am aware of.
Also, I read this as if he wouldn't even listen to what twitter is. It's not that he doesn't like the idea, it's that he won't even listen to anyone who wants to explain to him what it actually is. Like he has no interest at all with anything on a computer, no matter what it is.
My life is very simple, it is controlled completely on a mobile phone with my texting.
Listen to your mobile phone overlord, for it rules all others. I know your wife wants to go for a nice Valentine's meal, but just think, what does your phone say?
I like to think that Motty's wife has to text him to come out of the study for his tea, because he will no longer respond to human interactions.
Fin.
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