Monday, 28 June 2010
Soccer Ball
Yes this is a real headline, and even though it is tongue in cheek it deserves reprinting.
Sunday, 9 May 2010
Pique, Ibrahimovic, reporter's sister love triangle
Zlatan isn't my favourite player, but he sure gives great copy. Questioned about this picture by some sleazy Spanish reporter:
He answers:
"Vente con tu hermana a mi casa y ves si soy maricón"
roughly translated to: "Come to my house with your sister and see if I'm queer."
Now if only he would turn up to a big European game every once in a while...
He answers:
"Vente con tu hermana a mi casa y ves si soy maricón"
roughly translated to: "Come to my house with your sister and see if I'm queer."
Now if only he would turn up to a big European game every once in a while...
Saturday, 8 May 2010
Vote for a 3rd round FA Cup win
Not sure the story behind this one, but it just shows that 155 people really hate Man Utd more than they love democracy. Scroll down to the candidates!
Wednesday, 3 February 2010
Memory of Keane and Cantona disgraced...
Don't name your children after footballers. Not only does it sound ridiculous and lead to a childhood of bullying, but they also turn out both stupid and (more awfully) ginger.
Tuesday, 2 February 2010
Jon Miller, Hall of Famer
Hat tip to Jon Miller
His distinctive voice and awesome knowledge of baseball were major factors in my embracing of the game. Fully deserved IMO
His distinctive voice and awesome knowledge of baseball were major factors in my embracing of the game. Fully deserved IMO
Monday, 1 February 2010
Friday, 18 December 2009
The Sun, Harry Redknapp, and an article about all the wrong issues
Mediawatch has already covered some of this story, but the sheer patronising lack of respect for its readers bares mentioning here.
It has all the hallmarks of the very worst, cretinous journalism that this awful publication specialises in:
1. Claimed as a " WORLD EXCLUSIVE" despite it being published as a story 8 days ago in another paper
2. Each sentence is formatted as a paragraph, making the whole article like a visual assault. In fact I feel like I have mild snow-blindness, as the palsied universe lies before us a leper.
3. Zero quotes attributed to any players, and at least two attributed to unnamed sources.
4. Unnamed sources blatantly being made up to represent the views of what the author of the piece thinks they would say so as to back up his article
I quite liked these two statements:
It was an audacious plot planned with military precision
Skipper Robbie Keane - the mastermind behind the plan - had been on reconnaissance many times to Ireland's capital city
Has Robbie Keane ever masterminded anything? I doubt he could mastermind walking the dog frankly. Also, I can't help thinking that audacious isn't really the right word in this case. I know it's easy to revert to Irish stereotypes here but who could seriously consider that they would get away with this? I would perhaps replace "audacious" with "really fucking stupid".
In a slight on the modern armed forces, military precision seems to consist of collecting money, booking flights and a staying in a hotel. Never since the days of Monty and the desert rats has such an operation been put into place.
Robbie Keane was fucking BORN in Dublin. I wonder when he got the reconnaissance in? Perhaps throughout his whole fucking life because that's where he lived?
I really think that this whole debacle is worthy of a serious article about how the players have seriously undermined the authority of their manager by doing this 3 days before a Premier League game and then losing that match at home to Wolves. Of course that would require some kind of thought and intellect on the part of (let me just check back to see who wrote this bollocks) Shawn Custis.
More interestingly they may have to criticise Sun columnist, and all round highley affable and quotable Deputy Dawg himself. A massive no no for the manager who gets away with more crap than any other. This is thanks, I can only surmise, to the fact he is nice to the journos and give them good copy more often than not.
It has all the hallmarks of the very worst, cretinous journalism that this awful publication specialises in:
1. Claimed as a " WORLD EXCLUSIVE" despite it being published as a story 8 days ago in another paper
2. Each sentence is formatted as a paragraph, making the whole article like a visual assault. In fact I feel like I have mild snow-blindness, as the palsied universe lies before us a leper.
3. Zero quotes attributed to any players, and at least two attributed to unnamed sources.
4. Unnamed sources blatantly being made up to represent the views of what the author of the piece thinks they would say so as to back up his article
I quite liked these two statements:
It was an audacious plot planned with military precision
Skipper Robbie Keane - the mastermind behind the plan - had been on reconnaissance many times to Ireland's capital city
Has Robbie Keane ever masterminded anything? I doubt he could mastermind walking the dog frankly. Also, I can't help thinking that audacious isn't really the right word in this case. I know it's easy to revert to Irish stereotypes here but who could seriously consider that they would get away with this? I would perhaps replace "audacious" with "really fucking stupid".
In a slight on the modern armed forces, military precision seems to consist of collecting money, booking flights and a staying in a hotel. Never since the days of Monty and the desert rats has such an operation been put into place.
Robbie Keane was fucking BORN in Dublin. I wonder when he got the reconnaissance in? Perhaps throughout his whole fucking life because that's where he lived?
I really think that this whole debacle is worthy of a serious article about how the players have seriously undermined the authority of their manager by doing this 3 days before a Premier League game and then losing that match at home to Wolves. Of course that would require some kind of thought and intellect on the part of (let me just check back to see who wrote this bollocks) Shawn Custis.
More interestingly they may have to criticise Sun columnist, and all round highley affable and quotable Deputy Dawg himself. A massive no no for the manager who gets away with more crap than any other. This is thanks, I can only surmise, to the fact he is nice to the journos and give them good copy more often than not.
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